Lest We Forget the Best Of
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Post reblogged from My Hips Don't Lie
it’s made of sexuality and peanut butter.
For this I give you kisses.
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Photo reblogged from My Hips Don't Lie
#he has a face designed for being sat on
^^^^^^^^^
My pelvis agrees.
True story.
(Source: textsfromthetardis)
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Photoset reblogged from My Hips Don't Lie
Oh my Godtiss, Martin really knows how to kiss.
He’s a lip nibbler, sweet Lord. Oh I just got dizzy.
Just. Stop. Please. Stop. STOP.
First gif alone I’m just…
Damn.. Yum
oh good god
I have to remind myself to breath sometimes……Now can we replace the girl with Benedict?
And very last time because I cannot help myselfEverytime I see this
I stare at it for ten minutes saying:
Fuck.. Fuck—Fuck you sir, fuck fuck FUCK YOU. UNF PLEASE LET ME FUCK YOU.
fu-fucking hell, Martin.
Um…
Tonight is the night my followers and followees try to kill me.
I’m okay with that.
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Quote reblogged from My Hips Don't Lie
I think that all writing is useful for honing writing skills. I think you get better as a writer by writing, and whether that means that you’re writing a singularly deep and moving novel about the pain or pleasure of modern existence or you’re writing Smeagol-Gollum slash you’re still putting one damn word after another and learning as a writer.
(I just made that up. I imagine it would go something like: “Oh, the preciouss, we takes it our handssses and we rubs it and touchess it, gollum….no, Smeagol musst not touch the preciousss, the master said only he can touch the precioussss…. bad masster, he doess not know the precious like we does, no, gollum, and we wants it, we wants it hard in our handses, yesss…” etc etc)
Neil Gaiman on fanfiction (via wibblywobblyotp)
BECAUSE THIS.
(via mycroftsmindtardis)
Neil Gaiman. Just wrote Smeagol/Gollum slash. Your argument is invalid.
(via roane72)
WHAA
WHAA
OMG(via petiteneko)
(Source: lokisathorable)
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Audio post reblogged from My Hips Don't Lie
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]This track has had 122,576 playsRed Necklace Audio Book by Tom HiddlestonTom Hiddleston fans.
PLUG YOUR HEADPHONES BEFORE LISTENING!
Words: I will be the first man to kiss you. To bed you. Whether you come willingly or not, you will be mine, and mine alone. Do you understand?
Wow…
That was the single most sexually pleasing thing I have ever heard…
Um…
I can’t…
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Photoset reblogged from My Hips Don't Lie
Father—
What’s so fucking funny about this was that Odin screaming at Loki wasn’t even scripted. Anthony Hopkins just made it up right there on the spot.
So Tom was probably thinking holy shit did Anthony Hopkins just HWARGH at me??
that is the look of real fear right there hahaha poor Tom
Sir Anthony Hopkins being a bad ass as usual.
(Source: cast1el)
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Quote reblogged from My Hips Don't LieEvery atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics. You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded. Because the elements, the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars. And the only way they could get into your body is if the stars were kind enough to explode. So forget Jesus. The stars died so you could be here today.Lawrence M. Krauss (via quintezzence)
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Photo reblogged from My Hips Don't Lie
#and imagine if the same thing happened at a Doctor Who convention#everybody would start shrieking DON’T BLINK! and forming outward facing circles #and the convention center would fill with the hums of thousands of sonic screwdrivers #and the cosplayers would get some really amazing shots for their blogs (via theneverwas)
ok CAN THIS JUST HAPPEN?
#if it happened at a sherlock convention #everybody would start checking their tea/coffee #and looking suspiciously at their friends
Fandoms are a beautiful thing.
Or if it happened with homestucks
THOUSANDS OF HORNS HONKING AT THE SAME TIME
AND THEN EVERYBODY DIED.
Or if it happened at a TUMBLR CONVENTION.
ALL OF THESE THINGS AT ONCE.
(Source: tweeeeeets)
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Photoset reblogged from My Hips Don't Lie
The 8 is a fake. It doesn’t have the BBC logo at the bottom and that really pisses me off.
DON’T PLAY WITH MY HEART LIKE THAT!
You got me excited for a few seconds and then you ripped it out and stomped on it and threw it into the Time War, never to be seen again.
(Source: orangelanterncookies)
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Photo reblogged from My Hips Don't Lie
America: Do whatever the fuck you want because America
Does anyone actually follow that ettiquette in England?
Because my understanding of tea ettiquette in England is: OFFER YOUR GUEST TEA AS SOON AS THEY ARRIVE - GIVE THEM THE LARGER MUG, BECAUSE THEN THEY CAN HAVE MORE TEA IN IT, AND MORE TEA IS BETTER - OFFER THEM MORE TEA AS SOON AS THEY HAVE FINISHED THEIR MUG OF TEA, BECAUSE MORE TEA IS BETTER.
IF SOMEONE LOOKS STRESSED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UPSET, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS TIRED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE HAS JUST COME IN FROM THE RAIN, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE HAS JUST RECEIVED BAD NEWS, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF YOU ARE WATCHING TV WITH SOMEONE AND THERE IS AN ADBREAK, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF YOU ARE MAKING YOURSELF TEA, OFFER TO MAKE EVERYONE ELSE TEA. IF SOMEONE IS NOT CURRENTLY HOLDING A MUG OF TEA, DOUBLE CHECK THAT THAT IS AN INTENTIONAL STATE OF AFFAIRS, AND THEY DO NOT, IN FACT, WANT A CUP OF TEA.
TEA.
TEA
(Source: harmoniousescapades)
